The Unbeatable, Unstoppable, Unparalleled MVPs from Billions Season 7 Episode 9, “Game Theory Optimal”

Billions is back and so is our MVP series! We continue to award our Most Valuable Players for Billions season seven in our series compilation, the ‘Billions MVP Fanbook,’ which commemorates all those in honor of achievement for the utmost brazen, uber shameless, ultra scheming, unmatched bad asses from the episode – from sports references, music and tasty food to pop culture remarks, shocking twists and ultimate paybacks. In case you missed it, catch up with the MVPs of the season seven premiere Tower of London, episode two Original Sin, episode three Winston Dick Energy, episode four Hurricane Rosie, episode five The Gulag Archipelago, episode six The Man in the Olive Drab T-Shirt, episode seven DMV and episode eight The Owl.

Now let’s dive in. Here are the Billions MVP awards for Season 7, Episode 9, “Game Theory Optimal.”


Time Travel to 1881 O.K. Corral – Wags crossing over enemy lines by going to Chuck’s SDNY office felt gunsling-y without the pistols. I could even imagine the smell of Michter’s whiskey on Wags’ breath that he downed for courage before storming out of Wendy’s apartment. His purposeful walk into SDNY with glaring stare as he marched through the assembly line of employees and past Chuck’s two henchmen Ira and Karl had all the feels of watching the Earps vs. the McLaury brothers in Tombstone. Fun fact, I used to work for a descendant of those McLaury brothers. Anyhoo, Wags informs Chuck that he will come for him if he does anything to hurt Wendy.

Footnote: I think the last time Wags was in those very SDNY offices was season one episode six ‘The Deal‘ when Bobby ripped up the $1.9 billion dollar check and threw it in Chuck’s face in the conference room.

Game of Thrones Vibe – Chuck referring to Prince as the “Mad King.” King Aerys II Targaryen, aka “the Mad King,” was the last member of House Targaryen to rule from the Iron Throne and Chuck wants to take down Prince before he ascents to the Presidency to rule from the Oval Office of the White House. Chuck just needs assistance from inside the King’s Court to depose him while keeping all their heads intact.

The Avengers – Chuck, Wendy, Wags, Taylor and member at large Axe. This superhero team is amassing at HQ, this time Chuck’s brownstone as the primary base of their operations. Their mission? To subjugate Prince. I’m just waiting for Iron Man (Axe) to get Chuck’s call. I guess that makes Chuck Captain America, Wags is Hulk, Taylor is Thor and Wendy is Black Widow. And while Billions would have you believe The Avengers are up against Prince, Scooter, Kate, Bradford and Philip (aka Thanos, Loki, Ultron, Abomination and Kang the Conqueror), I am more hopeful that some of those villains will end up assisting The Avengers in the Endgame. That will be the real mutiny.

Knight of the Templar – Wags. He has sole custody of the Holy Grail, an impossible-to-copy USB drive that holds copious digital evidence of Chuck’s illegal activities during his career, custom made by Chuck himself.

Supreme Seniorisms – My gawd, where do I start? LOL 😉

Ira thinks Chuck has gone batshit crazy for admitting all his illegal activity on taped video confessions and calls in Senior as reinforcement. Senior promptly admits to his boy “I hear you’re going full section 8.” This is an old mental health disparaging term.

Then referring to Ira, “I figured he was just allowing his anxiety to get the better of him, as his people have a wont to do.” Senior goes on to reprimand Chuck that destroying himself is like “Confessing when no salvation is actually available. At least his people [Ira] put their sins on the head of a goat and killed the damn goat.” Ira finally tells Senior to go easy on the “my people” stuff to which Senior retorts, “You’re right. I’m tense because I’m watching our boy fall apart. So I’m letting fly like I’m at the Club, not out in the world.” This my friends, is what we call a microagression.

The cherry on top is when Senior discusses debauchery island with his son. “You’re wallowing in your guilt. Do you think I’ve never felt guilt, Junior? I’ve felt it rise up to the bottom of my throat, do a reach-around and tickle by epiglottis. But did I self-immolate? No. I discharged it with a weekend on Isla Santana in the West Indies.” So apparently this escape charges one huge fee that covers an open bar and unlimited meet-ups with international professional secret lovers, what Ira refers to as a romp in the sun with nubiles LOL! Senior confirms this by admitting, “Oh, I have emptied my pockets and my glands (ewww) in that blessed place. It is real. So real that I had to play some golf to get a break from all the discharging of guilt. Came back a new man.” And by “discharge” he means…you get the idea. This whole story gave me the Jeffrey Epstein island creeps!

Finally, Senior delivers one of the best lines of the episode. Chuck tells his father a trip like that will not exorcise the guilt to which a dead pan Senior states, “You should get tested for low T.” LOL

Best Cinematography – The opening sequence showing a montage of New York restaurants of Billions past and present was a beautiful love letter and sendoff for the final season. While the characters of Billions are unforgettable, both the city of New York and the food were secondary characters in the series from the get-go. The montage included The Dead Rabbit, Russian Tea Room, Peter Luger’s Steakhouse, Keens Chophouse, Morgenstern’s Finest Ice Cream, Economy Candy and Una Pizza Napoletana, just to name a few. Brian Koppelman always endorsed Una Pizza Napoletana to his Twitter followers when asked for pizza recommendations. Personally, I’ve been to only two: Economy Candy and Russian Tea Room. I’ve been to a couple more restaurants that were featured in Billions, but they were not a part of this montage (Momofuku and Kellogg’s Cereal Cafe).


Wonderful Wizard of Billions Chuck Rhoades

Chuck may not have a wand but he has his brain cells. He plays his game theory optimal and with his probably very long confession video – I mean he started violating the law as a line prosecutor –  Chuck turns bubonic plague ratshit into gold and joins the alliance!

And what inspired me to think of Chuck as The Wizard of Oz is the “Billies  of Oz” tweet by Damian from the set! PRICELESS.

Greatest Entrance – Wags

The way Wags enters the Southern District of New York for the first time since Season 1 Episode 6 The Deal where Axe tears up the $1.9B check and throws it at Chuck’s face…

…is simply PRICELESS. I can also honor him with a “best friend” award because he is there not for himself but for Wendy, his best buddy who is “a woman made of the best stuff.”

Ultimate Sports Mention – Simone Biles

You have probably noticed by now that I have zero interest in golf, baseball, or professional wrestling, namely the sports Billions has referenced the most over the years. But gymnastics is another story. I grew up with a mom who loved gymnastics, so I love the sport and always follow the European and World  Championships as well as the Olympics closely. And there may not be a better mention than Simone Biles, the most decorated gymnast in history, when the sport is concerned. She is the G.O.A.T.

Most Forensic Trader – Rian

I am positive that Rian’s goal, when she enters Prince’s office with a tablet in hand, is not to pitch Mental to the boss. She, for some reason, wants to use Mental as an instrument to make sure the boss touches her tablet so she can get his fingerprints, and in turn his DNA from it.

It may be a long shot, but I always thought that the one-night stand with Rian could haunt Prince at some point (think about the number of American politicians who fall from grace thanks to their affairs!) And now I suspect that Rian may be pregnant and is trying to understand if Prince could be the dad! Yes, Billions has made me such a cynical person! 🙂 Regardless, Rian definitely deserves the most forensic trader award!

Prominent Invader of  Personal Space – Mike Prince

Given that he gave every employee a tracker ring when he took over Axe Capital, I should have known that Mike Prince would not shy away from further invading his employees’ personal space! Recording private conversations around the office and justifying this shameless act by saying that they had to take appropriate measures because they took over an adversary’s company?!?!?! What the actual fuck? And I do not believe for a second that Prince is kind enough not to bug the bathrooms!

Lady Trader

The Lazarus Award: This award goes to the writers. After last week’s episode (which in my opinion was so bad I didn’t even do a Trader’s Desk on it) it is great to see the writing back from the dead, and one of the most Billionsy episodes in a long while.

The Tricky Dick Award: When Scooter admitted to Kate that he has had the whole office bugged (I still don’t believe they didn’t bug the johns!) that was some Big Brother shit! But since we need to keep it political, I went straight to Richard Nixon and his sound-activated taping system that was installed in the Oval Office. We know how that ended, so let’s hope history repeats itself here.

The Memory Lane Award: The opening montage of restaurants past and present from Billions was great! Very nostalgic and could also be a homage to Damianista’s book “Appetite for Power: Eating, Drinking & Deal making in NYC: A Billions Guide“, available on Amazon now!

Best Record Collection Revisited Award: Back in Episode 3, “Winston Dick Energy”, I gave Mike Prince this award because of the vinyl record collection that was visible in his home. This week, I spied with my little eye a few of the album covers: Donna Summer’s Bad Girls” (a double album no less!), Nirvana’s “Nevermind“, The Who’s “Who’s Next“,  Bob Marley and the Wailers’ “Legend“, Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way“, and even Ozzy Osbourne’s “Diary of a Madman” – and that’s only the ones I could recognize with the background not being in focus. I might not like Prince at all, but damn, he does have good taste in music.

The MOAB Award: Once our favorite co-conspirators agree to work together, Chuck knows they need just one more piece to the puzzle – someone near and dear to their hearts. Well, that my friends is Bobby Fucking Axelrod who is going to be their MOAB, which is described as “a large-yield bomb”. Yeah, I think that a perfect description!


They’re Back!!!  – This is for the writers – this episode was classic Billions – the three-dimensional chess game they play with the audience – this was fun – albeit unsettling – to watch. Last week was like comic relief – it didn’t advance the plot at all and we really didn’t gain much from it – almost like how musical numbers are described in Something Rotten – a Broadway show you all should see.

How Far They’ve Fallen Award – Kate Sacker – she went form being completely on the side of the law to now turning a blind eye to every legally questionable move that Prince makes. Surveillance cameras in every corner of the room, even the offices? I think there is more behind this, but right now she looks like she has lost all of her ethics.

Best Opening Montage – the restaurants of NYC – brilliant ode to one of the key features of this show over the years – how they love to eat and eat well.

Best Cultural Reference – Warner Wolf – Warner was a sports broadcaster who got his start in Washington, DC where he grew up.  He also did the same in NYC for a while which would allow for Scooter to know who he was.  Warner’s catch phrase when going to the sports highlights for the evening was “Let’s go to the videotape.” Anyone who grew up in DC knew this phrase. So props to the writers for that one.

Next Best Cultural Reference – Tom Watson – 1982 US Open – I wasn’t really watching golf at that time in my life, but I’ve gone back and watched enough clips of the greats of the past to appreciate who Tom did on 17 and 18 that year to beat out Jack Nicklaus and win his first US Open. Tom was one of the all-time greats.

Most Unethical – Prince and Scooter – installing the camera system after using the tracker rings as decoys? Whatever happened to the idea that Prince was trying to be the ‘good’ billionaire? Have they just abandoned that idea? What he is doing is at least as bad as anything Axe did. Karma is a bitch man – and in this show, everyone ends up answering for their misdeeds.

Author: Gingersnap

Management Analyst, part-time Adjunct Professor and Computer Software Consultant by day and Damian Lewis aficionado by night.

6 thoughts on “The Unbeatable, Unstoppable, Unparalleled MVPs from Billions Season 7 Episode 9, “Game Theory Optimal””

  1. It seems many of us were on the same wavelength this episode – from Wags storming the SDNY offices and the restaurant montage in the opening scene to bugging MCP offices and giving a kudo to the writers. But the real Award goes to Lady Trader again, for spotting Diary of a Madman by Ozzy Osbourne in Prince’s record collection. How fitting is that since Chuck referred to Prince as a Mad King in this episode?

    1. I was just going to write the same! We all loved that opening sequence! And I cannot tell you how many times I paused and zoomed into Prince’s record collection! It is totally fitting he would have Diary of a Madman that would fit into Chuck’s description of him. Billions loves Easter eggs!

  2. I usually love to see our differences on our weekly MVPs, but this week I did like to see how much we agreed. That opening was very special, and was a treat to all us long-time Billions viewers.

    Gingersnap: I love the GoT reference. And we know that Jaimie, who was the head of the King’s Guard, was the one who killed the Mad King (hence is nickname Kingslayer). Does that mean that Scooter or Kate will be the Kingslayer? I also love your Avengers analogy. Loki did try to help Thor stop Thanos (it’s what got him killed and shuttle off to the TVA) so if Scooter is Loki…

    Damianista: I had forgotten about the “Billie of Oz” post, so that was a great reference! And I am with you on not trusting Rian. I go into it more on Friday.

    The Tail that Wags the Dog: You and I both agreed that “the Owl” was pure poop! I didn’t even do a Trader’s Desk about it! I also did not know what Warner Wolf started out in DC. He was a staple on local NYC news since I could remember!

    1. I always love our MVPs and while we typically give awards to different things this time we focus on the same characters and events – because they were too good to miss!

      Gingersnap – I love the GoT vibes as well as the Wyatt Earp reference. I don’t know much about the Avengers but it looks so fitting for the Billies of Oz 🙂

      Lady Trader – You really worked on the record collection! 🙂 Thank you SO MUCH for your tribute to my book, yet another thing Billions gave me, I will miss this show so much! By the way, I personally trust Rian, I think she’s on the “right” side of things but she did not get into that office to pitch Mental, you know they never use a word for fun in the show, and she asked Prince to give her tablet back. Those fingerprints will be in play somehow in the last three episodes! Can’t wait!

      The Tail that Wags the Dog – You certainly know way more than me about the sports references on the show! And cut Kate some slack, I’m pretty sure she’s plotting something. It may well be that she planned all this, reporting to Scooter, etc in cooperation with Wendy, Wags and Taylor. I think Billions, as usual, is about what we don’t see at the moment 🙂 The next three weeks will be so much fun!

      1. I just thought of something. If Scooter or Kate becomes the Kingslayer, I wonder if bugging MCP offices could yield some damaging Prince audio? We shall see!

    2. Lady Trader – Yes! That’s exactly why I chose Loki for Scooter. GMTA! Billions doesn’t inject a story line if it doesn’t come to fruition at some point so I think the whole scenario of Prince arranging for Scooter to conduct the New York Philharmonic with Leonard Bernstein’s baton then having to squash those dreams was a look into their dynamic for a reason. And for sure Scooter or Kate will be the Kingslayer, although, I’m not ruling out Philip either 😉

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