Welcome back to our ‘Billions MVP Fanbook,’ a compilation post commemorating all those in honor of achievement for the utmost brazen, uber shameless, ultra scheming, unmatched bad asses to date – from sports references, music, and tasty food to pop culture remarks, shocking twists and ultimate paybacks.
In case you missed our previous awards, you can catch up with season four episode one, episode two, episode three, episode four, episode five, episode six, episode seven and episode eight. Now, let us continue with that tradition as we award our Most Valuable Players (MVPs) this week.
Here are our Billions awards for Season 4, Episode 9, “American Champion.”
Hannibal Lecter Award – This goes to Dr. Gilbert. OMG as the camera pans from Clarice Starling’s (Chuck Rhoades) walk down the prison corridors into the locked solitary visitor’s cell, we see Hannibal (Dr. Gilbert) dressed in a similar prison jumpsuit, similar stance, clinched fists aside his body. I would also like to give myself an award for recognizing the symbolism before Rhoades and Gilbert began discussing Hannibal Lecter because it is not often I get all the references in Billions without having to look them up first.
Product Placement Mascot – Vick’s VapoRub. Leave it to Senior to remind us of the ointment our grandparents said cured everything. I remember when the jars were made of glass and the lids of aluminum. And that greasy label…
Best Monikers – Ari Spyros as “The Over-Caffeinated Serial Killer” and “Chatty Lurch“.
Church of Scientology Theme – The “Flagship” Fund at Axe Capital, only for the elite. I know the writers probably wanted the audience to recognize the similarities with Fight Club, but anytime I hear Flagship I think of that cult. I mean religion. I mean corporation.
Comeback Cameo Award – Award goes to Richard Thomas as Sanford Bensinger. I love Richard Thomas! I get my John-Boy and Frank Gaad (The Americans) all in one. Although Dr. Gus was a close second.
Supreme Team – Axe and Rebecca. She better not fuck my man over, though.
Best Inflatable Doll – If you live or work in New York City, you have definitely see that huge inflatable rat outside buildings or work-sites where they are using non-union workers. As always, the writers know what’s New York through and through!
Best Way to Invoke Your Childhood – I know most kids don’t do this today, but if you are a child of the 70’s & 80’s, you got up early on Saturday mornings, poured yourself a huge bowl of the most sugary cereal you could find, and plopped down in front of the TV to watch Saturday morning cartoons! That meeting at the Kellogg’s store brought me right back to being 9 years old, a bowl of Apple Jacks (or Corn Pops) in my lap watching the Super Friends cartoon! Ah, life before iPads!
The “I Didn’t Realize He Was That Rich” Award – I knew Axe was rich, but I guess I didn’t realize he was rich enough to buy the Chrysler Building! Such an iconic building must cost a lot of coin! But, should anyone really be surprised at what Axe can do when he puts his mind to it?
The Kiss I Did Not See Coming Award – Who? What? What?
Bill and Bonnie, sitting in a tree,
First comes love, then comes (a third) marriage,
then comes Bonnie with Flagship money!
Best Date Night Idea – If any of my old boyfriends had taken me to throw axes (is there a double meaning there?), I would have married them right then and there! Too bad you can’t put someone’s face on the target – now that would be fun!!
Head-over-Heels of the Highest Order – Bobby Axelrod
From buying Chrysler Building to being willing to give up on his Saler’s board seat, we have seen Axe giving some serious goddamn about Rebecca! And while I really want their relationship to be real, the “supreme conspiracy theorist” in me still cannot trust Rebecca. Why does she insist Bobby should stay on Saler’s board? Is it really about Axe fighting for her dream like a pitbull or something else?
Substantial Mood Killer – The Shit Train
The shit train catches Jock and his wife over prayer at lunch table. And is it me or Jeffcoat first thinks his wife has farted? 😀
Prominent Invader of Personal Space – Ari Spyros
Does Ari really need to stay that close to Bonnie as the latter is drinking the espresso he made for her? And add to that Spyros telling Bonnie about “Beautiful Agony” website (I checked and it is a REAL one!) about the “O” faces? Gross. Workplace harassment is real, people!
Stephen Kunken, who does a brilliant job of bringing Ari Spyros to life on the show, had this to say in response to my tweet presenting him the award 🙂
😭🙏. You “like?” Me. You REALLY “like?” Me. I’d like to accept this award in the name of all personal space invaders out there. @SHO_Billions I’m going to go home tonight and place this statue on my mantle way too close to the other one. @SHO_Billions https://t.co/SejbhLsfGy
— Stephen Kunken (@stephenkunken) May 13, 2019
I think he should keep some space for the third. We LOVE you, Kunks!
Most GOT-like Moment – Taylor’s fucking list
That is so “Arya Stark” of them!
Best Multi-Purpose Vehicle – Minivan
Thanks to the blossoming love between Bonnie and Dollar Bill, we find out about the advantages of owning a mini van!
Supreme Community Organizer – Bonnie
She is smart. She is strong. She is brave. Bonnie is a natural leader. She single-handedly organizes a collective protest at Axe Capital to demand rights to get into The Flagship Fund. And guess what? Her colleagues may not be in but Bonnie is! Go, girl!
Better Late Than Never Moment – Bryan finally getting it!
OH MY GOD! Bryan finally has his aha moment thanks to Chuck who tells him he does not have the right stuff. As UFO’s “Doctor, Doctor, Please” aptly plays in the background, I am applauding as Dr. Gus, who is busy tending to his bonsai, finds Bryan at his door. KamikazeDoc is definitely the right shrink for Bryan thanks to their common interest in Japanese culture! I have given Bryan Colossal Disappointment award last week. Now I am hoping that Dr. Gus will re-make him. Well, do I have any other option? 😀
MVT: Most Valuable Trader – Bonnie. She is quickly becoming a pivotal player in the Axe Cap world. Whether it’s working Spyros, or Dollar Bill, or even Wendy, this is an alpha woman who knows how to get what she wants. Do you think she’s a Rebecca Cantu in the making? You have to figure Rebecca started out somewhat like this. Either way, it is fun watching this very talented performer do her thing.
Take Me Back to My Childhood Award – This goes to Brian Koppleman. I already knew we had to have come from similar upbringings based on his love of 70’s and 80’s pro wrestling stars and early REM music, but the clincher came when he was asked about his five favorite cereals:
Frosted Mini Wheats
Captain Crunch W Crunchberries
— Brian Koppelman (@briankoppelman) May 13, 2019
That final entry – Quisp –is not sold in stores anymore, and it’s a shame because it was the greatest cereal with the coolest character. Kind of a Captain Crunch taste to it, but not so orangey. I know of maybe half a dozen people who even know about it – now I can add BK to the list.
The ‘I Told You So’ Award – Goes to me who called that love triangle between Taylor, Lauren and Sarah. We saw it between Taylor and Lauren this week, and we saw them dodge Sarah when they got back to Mason Capital. I expect more fireworks to fly in the last three episodes. Either way I feel vindicated after my preseason picks completely botched the Rudy call.
The Americans/Billions Crossover – I love how these two shows use so many of the same actors. I’m just waiting for Matthew Rhys or Keri Russell to make an appearance one of these days.
Can I Trust This? – Rebecca and Axe. I so so so so want to believe in these two, but I am so very cautious. Why do I get the feeling one of them will screw over the other, and no, not in the way they already have.